Linie 3 Live 2014 (2014)

Ørkenens Sønner

Meet the four lodge brothers from the Sons of the Desert and their secret lodge, where discipline is strictly enforced with sashes, tuxedos, and mandatory fez hats. The lodge's agenda ranges from crude jokes and bawdy stories, daring physical exercises, and risqué songs to a rousing musical performance...

Ørkenens Sønner: Gå aldrig tilbage til en fuser

As summer arrived in Denmark, Ørkenens Sønner took to the stage at Bellevue Teatret on Thursday, June 5, in front of an excited premiere audience. The nerves that had built up among the four desert sons leading up to the premiere quickly proved to be totally unnecessary—the premiere was a resounding success, and praise from both the audience and critics rained down on Ørkenens Sønner.

Ørkenens Sønner: En sang fra de varme lande

The fifth stage show from Ørkenens Sønner from their 2007 tour "En sang fra de varme lande" - this show is set in the African jungle.

Linie 3 - Live

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Ørkenens Sønner: Fingeren på pølsen

At a time when everyone is turning off the gas and saving electricity, it can be difficult to remain optimistic and hopeful for better times. But fear not! The renowned singing lodge Ørkenens Sønner (Sons of the Desert) has created a show that will blow all evil and gloomy thoughts out of the way. The heat hasn't been turned down, but the charm has been turned up! This time, the brave Loge brothers turn their gaze to sensual Paris. In a festive fireworks display of French temptations, historical and piquant scenes are performed, and as always with the awareness that it's all about keeping your finger on the pulse.

Niels Hausgaard: Jomfru Igen

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Niels Hausgaard: Live

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Niels Hausgaard: I alle de rige lande

Niels Hausgaard's tour, 'I alle de rige lande' (In All the Rich Countries), featuring guitarist Chr. Alvad and singer Signe Svendsen, visited Odense on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. And it was sold out. People got what they came for. As always, Niels Hausgaard's tour of 67 concerts is completely sold out—and it's easy to see why. He is Denmark's best seated stand-up comedian, managing to skewer the warlords Bush and Fogh with witty and funny angles, ridiculing Camre and the Langballe and Krarup cousins until there's not a dry eye in the house. He also exposes the creeping fascism at the Danish royal family's dinner tables, overflowing with marble cake and self-satisfaction.

Linie 3 - Nej, nej, nej

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Shu-bi-40: Et juleeventyr

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Niels Hausgaard: Hvad munden er fuld af

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Niels Hausgaard: Lad os finde festen

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Niels Hausgaard: Live med mer

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Niels Hausgaard: Kun Ydre Ting

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Ørkenens Sønner: Varm luft i Canal Grande

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Ørkenens Sønner: Een gang til for prins Knud

Our old lodge brothers are celebrating their 25th anniversary this year. This is being celebrated with the release of their eighth show! The show was recorded over two evenings in April and has now been edited down to just under two hours of fantastic (sultry) entertainment. The show covers a wide range of topics, and this year we meet the Little Mermaid, the Egtved Girl, the Grovbollemanden, and H.C. Andersen. The show also offers a reunion with Olsen, Meyer, Emma, and pet shop owner Clausen from Huset På Christianshavn itself. In addition, we will see old acquaintances such as Fjertomanen, and we will attend the funeral of Dorthe and Grethe at Gyllegården...

Niels Hausgaard: Finer Han Kanten

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Ørkenens Sønner: Et Skud i Tågen

The release marks yet another occasion on which the four actors Søren Pilmark, Niels Olsen, Asger Reher, and Henrik Koefoed have elevated bawdiness to a higher level. It contains a beautifully varied two-hour show with a brand new Western theme, featuring Niels Olsen in suspenders and fishnet stockings as General Custer, lodge sketches with the brotherhood, Fjærtoman, Asger Reher performing a spectacular stunt in alternative farts, and four-part singing from the four brothers, who totally knock the audience out with barely concealed bawdy innuendos.

Niels Hausgaard: Vildskab

Niels Hausgaard's show at Vega, from his 2006 tour "Vildskab" (Wildness).

Niels Hausgaard: Live i Cirkusbygningen

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Ørkenens sønner: En storm i et glas vand

A spectacular show featuring the four extraordinary lodge brothers Khamel Ull-Zuut, Yassirfir Dosirfem, Omar Papa, and Ali Bubbas Barkhahr from the mysterious lodge Sons of the Desert.

Ørkenens Sønner: En fez i en hornlygte

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Sankthans på slottet

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Niels Hausgaard: Med hudfarvet hud

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Dolly Parton hyldes i Horsens

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Gasolin: Live i Skandinavien

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Shu-bi-dua: Live i Den Fynske Landsby

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Shu-bi-dua: Unplugged

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JOHN: en koncerthyldest til John Mogensen

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Sanne Salomonsen: Uplugged Live

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Bamse og Vennerne: 40 år med Bamses Venner

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I en lille båd der gynger: Hyldestkoncert til Bamse

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Birthe Kjær: Happy Birthday Birthe - Fødselsdagsshow

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Shu-bi-dua: Live i Tivoli

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Shu-bi-dua: Live fra Tivolis koncertsal

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Kim Larsen & Kjukken: Live fra Aalborg Moonshine

There is still full swing on Kim Larsen, who in these years plays a lot of sold out concerts in Denmark, Norway and Sweden. Here you can experience Larsen a warm sensual evening entertain 5,500 happy aalborgers in Skovdalen where he, in collaboration with his hardworking playmates in the Kjukken, is breathtaking versions of both old classics and brand new pearls from the song catalog, which has long secured Kim Larsen a unique place in Danish pop and rock culture.

Shu-bi-dua 50: Hyldestkoncert fra Musikkens hus

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TV-2: Live fra Smukfest

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Tomorrow, on April 3rd...

A group of high school students, after all the lies on April 1st, decide to do a Day of Truth on April 3rd.

American Folk

Two strangers, both folk musicians stranded in California, take a road trip to New York in the days after 9/11. A story about the kindness of strangers and the power of music.

Ultraman Dyna: The Return of Hanejiro

Hanejiro returned to Earth in the form of an yellow egg, which fell into the hands of the bumbling Alien Meji Trio. The three, despite being villains, were very protective of him and protected him from prying eyes until Hanejiro returned to Super GUTS. After Dyna was defeated by Wanzetto, Hanejiro helped to destroy the menace by dropping Pudgy Garaon into the monster's brain case. Hanejiro was later taken away once again by the Alien Fabiras

One Night of Love

A married couple that has lost their spark faces an even greater crisis after a follied date night.

Blue Mountains

Just like the changing colors of the Blue Mountains through the changing seasons, the film explores changing human emotions and journeys beyond mere winning or losing in life.

Little Grey Fergie Saves the Farm

Gustav and his friend Gråtass have to save their farm from evil bureaucrats who are trying to close it down.

Moomins and the Winter Wonderland

This winter is extraordinary; Moomintroll decides to stay awake to explore the winter instead of hibernating as usually. And winters are certainly totally different than he had imagined. Strangest creatures wander amidst the snowdrifts; midwinter darkness surrounds the Moominvalley, and on top of that, an eccentric guest is soon to appear. This guest requires many measures, and is called Christmas, Hemulen tells to a surprised Moomintroll.

Venise sous la neige

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Satan Met a Lady

In the second screen version of The Maltese Falcon, a detective is caught between a lying seductress and a lady jewel thief.

Fifty/Fifty

Two bickering mercenaries are hired by the CIA to overthrow a South East Asian dictator.

Scream Queen Hot Tub Party

Five of Hollywood's leading scream queens get together in a creepy mansion and decide to get in the hot tub (as true scream queens would). They talk in the tub and exchange secrets on the do's and don'ts of being a scream queen.

Bikini Drive-In

Kim Taylor inherits her grandfather's drive-in theatre. She must raise $25,000 over one weekend or the bank will take the property from her. She also has to deal with pesky capitalist J.B. Winston.

I Was Born, But...

Two young brothers become the leaders of a gang of kids in their neighborhood. Ozu's charming film is a social satire that draws from the antics of childhood as well as the tragedy of maturity.

Gambit

Harry Dean is a career burglar set on stealing a piece of priceless art from the world's wealthiest man, Mr. Shahbandar. With the help of exotic showgirl Nicole Chang, he concocts the perfect scheme for how the robbery should go and lays it out point by point. However, when the team tries to execute the plan, perfection and reality don't quite match up, and Harry's vision begins to unravel in this twisty tale of a heist gone wrong.

Equinox Flower

Wataru Hirayama's outwardly liberal views on marriage are severely tested when his daughter declares that she is in love with a coworker and is adamant to live life her own way, instead of agreeing to an arranged marriage. Outwitted by his female relatives, Hirayama stubbornly refuses to admit defeat.

Jingle Bells

A family with very little money worries about not being able to buy presents for each other, until they receive a little inspiration from a Christmas legend.

Good Morning

A lighthearted take on director Yasujiro Ozu’s perennial theme of the challenges of inter­generational relationships, Good Morning tells the story of two young boys who stop speaking in protest after their parents refuse to buy a television set. Ozu weaves a wealth of subtle gags through a family portrait as rich as those of his dramatic films, mocking the foibles of the adult world through the eyes of his child protagonists. Shot in stunning color and set in a suburb of Tokyo where housewives gossip about the neighbors’ new washing machine and unemployed husbands look for work as door-to-door salesmen, this charming comedy refashions Ozu’s own silent classic I Was Born, But . . . to gently satirize consumerism in postwar Japan.

Attack of the Robots

Al Pereira, a wise-cracking superspy, investigates a series of assassinations being performed by ruthless killers with bronze skin and horn-rimmed glasses. The trail of these mindless automata leads him to the lair of a seductive villainess who has formulated a computer-powered plot to overthrow the governments of Europe. 'Cartes sur table' is at once an homage to classical Hollywood thrillers and a playful riff on the newly-popular James Bond films.

The Gay Divorcee

Seeking a divorce from her absentee husband, Mimi Glossop travels to an English seaside resort. There she falls in love with dancer Guy Holden, whom she later mistakes for the corespondent her lawyer hired.

Cactus Flower

A dentist pretends to be married to avoid commitment, but when he falls for his girlfriend and proposes, he must recruit his lovelorn nurse to pose as his wife.

Follow the Fleet

When the US Navy fleet docks at San Francisco, sailor Bake Baker tries to rekindle the flame with his old dancing partner, Sherry Martin, while Bake's buddy Bilge Smith romances Sherry's sister, Connie. But it's not all smooth sailing—Bake has a habit of losing Sherry's jobs for her and, despite Connie's dreams, Bilge is not ready to settle down.