Sail Fail (2011)

Rabbit Every Monday

Yosemite Sam hunts Bugs Bunny.

Bell Hoppy

Sylvester has been "blackballed" out of membership to the Loyal Order of Alley Cats Mouse and Chowder Club again. To gain the long-coveted membership, the Grand Master offers to let the lisping puddy tat place a big bell around the neck of the largest mouse he can find, so the cats can pounce on the mouse when they hear the bell. Just as that's going on, Hippety Hopper escapes from a city zoo truck. It's not long before he encounters the hapless Sylvester. Each attempt to place the bell around Hippety's neck ends with Sylvester wearing the bell (and the cats pounding the puddy into submission). In the end, Sylvester finally does get the bell around Hippety's neck, but by the time the cats are ready to pounce on the baby kangaroo-mistaken-for-a-giant-mouse, Hippety has been recaptured. The oblivious cats end up jumping in front of the city zoo truck! Sylvester now gets to serve as Loyal Order's Grand Master.

Fowl Weather

Granny is Tweety Bird's mistress on a farm. She assigns a bulldog named Hector to take care of Tweety while she's away. Sylvester Cat disguises himself as a scarecrow to sneak up on Tweety. Tweety runs into a chicken coop and is protected by a mother hen and an aggressive rooster. Hector, seeing that Tweety is gone and fearing Granny's wrath, paints Sylvester yellow and puts him in Tweety's cage to fool Granny. Tweety returns and makes like a cat since turnabout is fair play.

Hole Lotta Trouble

Elmer Fudd chases Bugs down a rabbit hole, but Bugs has a few tricks up his sleeve.

Cartoon Classics - Vol. 5: 25 Favorite Cartoons - 3 Hours

Enjoy 3 more hours of Classic Cartoons from the Golden Age of Animation. Cartoon characters include Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Betty Boop, Popeye, Little Lulu, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Felix the Cat, Superman and many more. Featuring vintage Looney Tunes, Merry Melodies, Happy Harmonies, Max Fleischer and Tex Avery cartoons with remastered sound.

Cartoon Classics - 28 Favorites of the Golden-Era Cartoons - Vol 1: 4 Hours

Featuring over 4 hours of remastered and restored Cartoon Classics from the golden age of animation including Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Superman, Popeye, Betty Boop and more.

A Kiddies Kitty

To escape a bulldog, Sylvester Cat allows himself to be adopted by a little girl. The little girl turns out to be rougher than the bulldog, though in her case it is entirely out of love.

Picador Porky

Porky and two pals stumble onto a Mexican town on the day of the town's annual bullfight. When they learn the contest winner gets $1,000...

Cartoon Classics - Vol. 6: 25 Favorite Cartoons - 3 Hours

Enjoy 3 more hours of Classic Cartoons from the Golden Age of Animation. Cartoon characters include Casper the Friendly Ghost, Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Betty Boop, Popeye, Little Lulu, Herman & Katnip, Mighty Mouse, Superman and many more. Featuring vintage Looney Tunes, Merry Melodies, Happy Harmonies, Max Fleischer cartoons with remastered sound.

Winter Blunderland

Wile E. Coyote turns all but one piece of the desert into an iceland so he can speed skate and finally catch Road Runner.

Fee Fi Fo Dumb

While watching some of his most humiliating clips online, an email pops up from ACME. Wile E. Coyote then buys an ACME Giant Spray and makes himself bigger to outsmart the Road Runner.

Cartoon Classics - Vol. 4: 25 Favorite Cartoons - 3 Hours

Enjoy 3 more hours of Classic Cartoons from the Golden Age of Animation. Cartoon characters include Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Betty Boop, Popeye, Gumby, Little Lulu, Little Audrey, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Felix the Cat, Superman and many more. Featuring vintage Looney Tunes, Merrie Melodies, Happy Harmonies and Max Fleischer cartoons with remastered sound.

Cartoon Classics - Vol. 3: 25 Favorite Cartoons - 3 Hours

Enjoy 3 more hours of Classic Cartoons from the Golden Age of Animation. Cartoon characters include Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Betty Boop, Popeye, Little Lulu, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Felix the Cat, Superman and many more. Featuring vintage Looney Tunes, Merry Melodies, Happy Harmonies, Max Fleischer and Tex Avery cartoons with remastered sound.

Bubble Trouble

Wile E. Coyote tries to catch the Road Runner with an invisible rope on a cactus.

A Zipline In The Sand

Wile E. Coyote uses a zipline as an aid to try and catch the Road Runner.

Cartoon Classics - Vol. 2: 25 Favorite Cartoons - 3 Hours

Enjoy 3 more hours of Classic Cartoons from the Golden Age of Animation. Cartoon characters include Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Betty Boop, Popeye, Little Lulu, Little Audrey, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Felix the Cat, Superman and many more. Featuring vintage Looney Tunes, Merry Melodies, Happy Harmonies and Max Fleischer cartoons with remastered sound.

Unsafe At Any Speed

When Wile E. Coyote learns that rockets are faster than the Road Runner, he decides to use a rocket of his own. The only problem is it goes too fast, causing him to go to another dimension.

Another Bat Idea

Wile E. Coyote ordered a Batman costume from ACME in hopes of a better chance catching the Road Runner.

Vicious Cycles

Wile E. Coyote attempts to catch the Road Runner by riding on motorcycles he stole near Chuck's Roadhouse tavern.

Heartbreak Bridge

Wile E. Coyote attempts to keep the Road Runner from leaving the bridge by blowing up both sides. However, things become way complicated for the coyote to get to the other side with the Road Runner there.

Camo-Coyote

Wile E. Coyote attempts to capture the Road Runner by disguising as normal, everyday objects found in the desert, resulting in serious injuries for Wile.

Go Fly a Coyote

In the desert, Wile E. uses a skateboard, six cans of ACME Instant Wind, and a kite in order to chase the Road Runner.

Remote Out of Control

Wile E. Coyote tries to catch Road Runner by using a remote-controlled toy car.

Goner with the Wind

Wile E. Coyote uses wind turbines to activate his latest device to better catch the Road Runner by cooking him like popcorn.

Heavy Metal

Wile E. Coyote dresses up in a robotic suit filled with spy equipment to finally capture the Road Runner. However, his suit turns out to be too heavy.

Shut Your Trap

Wile E. Coyote finally catches the Road Runner in a glass cage but can't figure out how to get him out.

Gone in 60 Parsecs

Wile E. Coyote discovers a top secret Area 51 hatch and found a flying space saucer he rides in to better catch the Road Runner.

Butte E. Fall

Wile E. Coyote arduously climbs up a steep peak to get the Road Runner, but fails to realize that there's a shortcut, or that what he thinks is the Road Runner is actually just a flowering plant growing on the edge of a cliff.

Wile E. Sisyphus

Wile E. Coyote attempts to squash the Road Runner with an enormous boulder.

Brain Drain

Emilio, a shy, not too brilliant pupil at a humble local secondary school, has always harboured a secret love for Natalia, the cutest, brightest girl in the class. On the last day of the school year, when he finally decides to declare his love, Natalia is awarded a scholarship to study Medicine at Oxford. It would seem that all is lost for Emilio, but his drop-out school-pals are not ready to throw in the towel. After faking qualifications and scholarships, this band of brainless nuts land in Oxford, causing havoc in the normally peaceful campus existence. —The Film Catalogue

Believe in Me

In a conservative small town, a young man's wish to coach high school basketball are tweaked by a school board decision that makes him the new coach of the girls' team.

Rita, Sue and Bob Too

Rita and Sue are two teenagers living on a run-down council estate in Bradford, who both share a job babysitting for Bob and Michelle's children. Whilst giving them a lift home one night, Bob decides to take Rita and Sue up to a deserted, country-side landscape. Clearly knowing what he has in mind, Rita and Sue are only too happy to oblige and both have a sexual encounter with him that becomes a regular occurrence.

Hannah Montana: The Movie

When Miley Stewart (aka pop-star Hannah Montana) gets too caught up in the superstar celebrity lifestyle, her dad decides it's time for a total change of scenery. But sweet niblets! Miley must trade in all the glitz and glamour of Hollywood for some ol' blue jeans on the family farm in Tennessee, and question if she can be both Miley Stewart and Hannah Montana.

Chris Rock: Bring the Pain

A true equal-opportunity offender, Chris Rock's brand of humor will make you think after you're done laughing.

Baby on Board

The story of Angela, an ambitious, image-conscious businesswoman working for over-demanding boss Mary. When Angela becomes unexpectedly pregnant at the peak of her career, her life with her divorce attorney husband, Curtis, is turned upside-down.

The Elementary School

The time is 1945-46. 10 year old Eda and his friend Tonda live in a small village outside Prague. In school, their class is so wild and indisciplined that their teacher quits and is replaced by the militant Igor Hnidzo. He is very strict – but also very fair. His weakness though, is his interest in young women.

The Call-up

It's time for Jonsson to return to his old regiment to rehearse what he learned during conscription a few years ago. He meets his old friends, platoon leader Larsson and the music loving captain 'Beethoven'. Jonsson and his comrades doesn't take it very serious - but they have a jolly good time. A female journalist follows the exercise to write an article, and gets interested in him. Plot by Mattias Thuresson.

She and Her Cat

She and Her Cat details the life of a cat, entirely from the cat's perspective, as it passes time with its owner, a young woman.

Unaccompanied Minors

Five disparate kids snowed in at the airport on Christmas Eve learn some lessons about friendship when they launch a bid to get back to their families and outsmart a disgruntled airport official who wants to keep them grounded.

Caminandes: Llamigos

In this episode of the Caminandes cartoon series we learn to know our hero Koro even better! It's winter in Patagonia, food is getting scarce. Koro the Llama engages with Oti the pesky penguin in an epic fight over that last tasty berry. This short animation film was made with Blender and funded by the subscribers of the Blender Cloud platform. Already since 2007, Blender Institute successfully combines film and media production with improving a free and open source 3D creation pipeline.

The Ravens

Told through the eyes of his young daughter, an Australian soldier suffers from post traumatic stress disorder and struggles to return to family life after war.

More Pay - Less Work

Albert Gran and E.J. Ratcliffe are warring San Francisco shipping magnates; Mary Brian is Gran’s daughter and Charles (Buddy) Rogers is Ratcliffe’s athletic son. The result is a swift, exhilarating comedy, full of laughs and a nonchalant charm.

Ladies' Man

A boy from the country inherits $10 million, and decides to go to New York City to live it up.

Wild Oats

Everything changes for Eva when she receives an insurance settlement check accidentally made out for $5,000,000 instead of the expected $50,000. She and her best friend take the money and head out for the adventure of a lifetime.

Better Watch Out

On a quiet suburban street tucked within a 'safe neighborhood', a babysitter must defend a twelve-year-old boy from strangers breaking into the house, only to discover that this is far from a normal home invasion.

Wonder

The story of August Pullman – a boy with facial differences – who enters fifth grade, attending a mainstream elementary school for the first time.

The Rose Bowl Story

The newly crowned Rose Bowl Princess and a tough but tender football player find the California Rose Bowl is an area for their budding romance.

Lesbian Vampire Killers

With their women having been enslaved by a pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

The Proposal

When she learns she's in danger of losing her visa status and being deported, overbearing book editor Margaret Tate forces her put-upon assistant, Andrew Paxton, to marry her.

Spectacular!

A high school choir is fading in popularity, as it continues to lose most of its' members one by one. A wannabe rock singer is convinced to join the choir, in hopes of winning the upcoming competition and cash prize.

Dr. Phibes Rises Again

The eminent Dr. Phibes awakens from a decade of suspended animation and heads to Egypt with the corpse of his dead wife, which he intends to resurrect by murdering people in strange and heinous ways.

My Science Project

His high school teacher issues an ultimatum: turn in a science project or flunk. So Mike Harlan scavenges a military base's junk pile for a suitable gizmo. He finds one... and unwittingly unleashes the awesome power and energy of the unknown. Twisted dimensions. Time warps. A fantastic realm where the past, present, and future collide in a whirling vortex of startling adventure and superlative special effects.

Black Belt Jones

Jones is a secret agent who has gone into semi-retirement, concentrating instead on teaching the martial arts to inner city youths. The karate school is run by a kindly old coot named Pops ,played by Scatman Crothers. His gambling debts, however, bring the local thug, Pinky, down on him. To make matters worse, Pinky is then hired by some white thugs who want to get a hold of the property Pops' school occupies so they can build a shopping mall. When things get heavy, Black Belt Jones leaps into action. Only he's not alone. Pops' daughter, Sidney, shows up to lend a hand, proving herself every bit as agile and powerful a martial artist as Jones.

What Matters Most

The lawyer Ella Wolf and her childhood friend Florian come from the same place but live in different worlds. He stayed in idyllic Bad Friedlingen and continues to run the organic farm of his deceased parents. For him, the modern milking machine means maximum change. Ella, on the other hand, is about to take the next step in her career in a renowned Munich law firm: one more test and she will become the youngest junior partner of all time! At her best friend's hilarious wedding party, the two meet and get closer than ever! When Ella returns to her home village six weeks later, she has two serious issues in her luggage: Firstly, she is pregnant by "Flo", which nobody but her knows yet, and secondly, she is supposed to push through a destructive construction project for an important client, which of all things is fought by Florian as the leader of a citizens' initiative.

Marinaleda

Marinaleda features two philosophical vampires trying to reach the self-managed village of Marinaleda in southern Spain.

Roman Frayssinet - Alors

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Pumpkin Cowboy

The ballad of the brave and gentle Pumpkin Cowboy who must protect his cattle from the devilish Cowboy Cat.

Kobzar 2015

In the adaptation of a poem by Taras Shevchenko in the last third of XVIII a small fraction of 300 Cossacks who were enslaving their own people for Turkey and were executed by other Zaporizhian Sich Cossacks are reanimated as living dead at one cold night.

Somewhere in Love

Nicole and her son Serge live in a low-income housing estate in the Paris suburbs, where their love for each other thrives against all odds. But as Christmas approaches, Nicole has her checkbook and credit card confiscated, turning their relationship and their lives upside down.

Death to the Bikini!

Lili, a feisty 10-year-old girl, has always swam topless. When her parents force her to wear a bikini top for a trip to the water park, she rebels: why should she hide her flat chest when her friends, all boys, don't have to?

! [ai-ou]

Three outsiders meet by chance and try to chase their dreams despite all odds. However, things take a dramatic turn when they run into trouble with the Yakuza.