Sail Fail (2011)

A Kiddies Kitty

To escape a bulldog, Sylvester Cat allows himself to be adopted by a little girl. The little girl turns out to be rougher than the bulldog, though in her case it is entirely out of love.

Bell Hoppy

Sylvester has been "blackballed" out of membership to the Loyal Order of Alley Cats Mouse and Chowder Club again. To gain the long-coveted membership, the Grand Master offers to let the lisping puddy tat place a big bell around the neck of the largest mouse he can find, so the cats can pounce on the mouse when they hear the bell. Just as that's going on, Hippety Hopper escapes from a city zoo truck. It's not long before he encounters the hapless Sylvester. Each attempt to place the bell around Hippety's neck ends with Sylvester wearing the bell (and the cats pounding the puddy into submission). In the end, Sylvester finally does get the bell around Hippety's neck, but by the time the cats are ready to pounce on the baby kangaroo-mistaken-for-a-giant-mouse, Hippety has been recaptured. The oblivious cats end up jumping in front of the city zoo truck! Sylvester now gets to serve as Loyal Order's Grand Master.

Fowl Weather

Granny is Tweety Bird's mistress on a farm. She assigns a bulldog named Hector to take care of Tweety while she's away. Sylvester Cat disguises himself as a scarecrow to sneak up on Tweety. Tweety runs into a chicken coop and is protected by a mother hen and an aggressive rooster. Hector, seeing that Tweety is gone and fearing Granny's wrath, paints Sylvester yellow and puts him in Tweety's cage to fool Granny. Tweety returns and makes like a cat since turnabout is fair play.

Rabbit Every Monday

Yosemite Sam hunts Bugs Bunny.

Picador Porky

Porky and two pals stumble onto a Mexican town on the day of the town's annual bullfight. When they learn the contest winner gets $1,000...

Cartoon Classics - 28 Favorites of the Golden-Era Cartoons - Vol 1: 4 Hours

Featuring over 4 hours of remastered and restored Cartoon Classics from the golden age of animation including Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Superman, Popeye, Betty Boop and more.

Cartoon Classics - Vol. 2: 25 Favorite Cartoons - 3 Hours

Enjoy 3 more hours of Classic Cartoons from the Golden Age of Animation. Cartoon characters include Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Betty Boop, Popeye, Little Lulu, Little Audrey, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Felix the Cat, Superman and many more. Featuring vintage Looney Tunes, Merry Melodies, Happy Harmonies and Max Fleischer cartoons with remastered sound.

Cartoon Classics - Vol. 4: 25 Favorite Cartoons - 3 Hours

Enjoy 3 more hours of Classic Cartoons from the Golden Age of Animation. Cartoon characters include Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Betty Boop, Popeye, Gumby, Little Lulu, Little Audrey, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Felix the Cat, Superman and many more. Featuring vintage Looney Tunes, Merrie Melodies, Happy Harmonies and Max Fleischer cartoons with remastered sound.

Winter Blunderland

Wile E. Coyote turns all but one piece of the desert into an iceland so he can speed skate and finally catch Road Runner.

Hole Lotta Trouble

Elmer Fudd chases Bugs down a rabbit hole, but Bugs has a few tricks up his sleeve.

Cartoon Classics - Vol. 6: 25 Favorite Cartoons - 3 Hours

Enjoy 3 more hours of Classic Cartoons from the Golden Age of Animation. Cartoon characters include Casper the Friendly Ghost, Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Betty Boop, Popeye, Little Lulu, Herman & Katnip, Mighty Mouse, Superman and many more. Featuring vintage Looney Tunes, Merry Melodies, Happy Harmonies, Max Fleischer cartoons with remastered sound.

Go Fly a Coyote

In the desert, Wile E. uses a skateboard, six cans of ACME Instant Wind, and a kite in order to chase the Road Runner.

Butte E. Fall

Wile E. Coyote arduously climbs up a steep peak to get the Road Runner, but fails to realize that there's a shortcut, or that what he thinks is the Road Runner is actually just a flowering plant growing on the edge of a cliff.

Shut Your Trap

Wile E. Coyote finally catches the Road Runner in a glass cage but can't figure out how to get him out.

A Zipline In The Sand

Wile E. Coyote uses a zipline as an aid to try and catch the Road Runner.

Another Bat Idea

Wile E. Coyote ordered a Batman costume from ACME in hopes of a better chance catching the Road Runner.

Goner with the Wind

Wile E. Coyote uses wind turbines to activate his latest device to better catch the Road Runner by cooking him like popcorn.

Wile E. Sisyphus

Wile E. Coyote attempts to squash the Road Runner with an enormous boulder.

Remote Out of Control

Wile E. Coyote tries to catch Road Runner by using a remote-controlled toy car.

Cartoon Classics - Vol. 5: 25 Favorite Cartoons - 3 Hours

Enjoy 3 more hours of Classic Cartoons from the Golden Age of Animation. Cartoon characters include Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Betty Boop, Popeye, Little Lulu, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Felix the Cat, Superman and many more. Featuring vintage Looney Tunes, Merry Melodies, Happy Harmonies, Max Fleischer and Tex Avery cartoons with remastered sound.

Bubble Trouble

Wile E. Coyote tries to catch the Road Runner with an invisible rope on a cactus.

Vicious Cycles

Wile E. Coyote attempts to catch the Road Runner by riding on motorcycles he stole near Chuck's Roadhouse tavern.

Heavy Metal

Wile E. Coyote dresses up in a robotic suit filled with spy equipment to finally capture the Road Runner. However, his suit turns out to be too heavy.

Unsafe At Any Speed

When Wile E. Coyote learns that rockets are faster than the Road Runner, he decides to use a rocket of his own. The only problem is it goes too fast, causing him to go to another dimension.

Heartbreak Bridge

Wile E. Coyote attempts to keep the Road Runner from leaving the bridge by blowing up both sides. However, things become way complicated for the coyote to get to the other side with the Road Runner there.

Camo-Coyote

Wile E. Coyote attempts to capture the Road Runner by disguising as normal, everyday objects found in the desert, resulting in serious injuries for Wile.

Gone in 60 Parsecs

Wile E. Coyote discovers a top secret Area 51 hatch and found a flying space saucer he rides in to better catch the Road Runner.

Fee Fi Fo Dumb

While watching some of his most humiliating clips online, an email pops up from ACME. Wile E. Coyote then buys an ACME Giant Spray and makes himself bigger to outsmart the Road Runner.

Fim

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The Dream

Alex is an artist shunned by success whose love life is affected by the career rise of his girlfriend, Carmen. Alex is sent to a maximum security penitentiary to stage the play "A Midsummer Night's Dream". The great Shakespeare with prisoners. In the face of their efforts to overcome his limits, Alex realizes that he is a prisoner in his own life. For their part, the inmates do everything to be selected in the penitentiary theater festival, because each scene has a hatch through which they can escape.

Two to One

After the fall of the Berlin Wall, a communist family discovers a bunker full of money soon to be worthless. With the help of their neighbors, they embark on a race against time to enter the capitalist world in style.

Love 'n' Leather Pants

Rosemarie, called Rosi, and her colleague Uli have worked as waitresses in a strip club in downtown Munich. Now the disused shop has been closed by the police for reasons of custom and decency.

Loves of a French Pussycat

Rolf, a sex-advice columnist and a lecher, has affairs with numerous women, but never a permanent relationship. Suzanne, one of his ex-lovers, offers to bet that no woman can get Rolf to propose marriage, a bet her girlfriend Andrea eagerly accepts. But there's a catch: To win the bet, Andrea must get the womanizing Rolf to commit to marriage without first going to bed with him.

Men in White

Four people from Singapore die on the same day and return to Earth as ghosts.

Love Apprentices

One of the many German "report" sexploitation films from the early 1970s, with the only distinction that it focuses on female apprentices instead of schoolgirls.

Captain Tsubasa Movie 02: Danger! All Japan Junior Team

The return match between the All-Europe and All-Japan Junior teams comes home to Japan, but what sort of problems will occur with the game on Tsubasa's home turf?

Magic Mike XXL

Three years after Mike bowed out of the stripper life at the top of his game, he and the remaining Kings of Tampa hit the road to Myrtle Beach to put on one last blow-out performance.

The Thief and the Fool

A foolish man down on his luck is befriended by another man who lost his eye in a brawl. Little does he know that his new, one-eyed friend is scheming to steal his eye and has enlisted the help of his nurse friend (Ruby), who works in an organ-trading hospital.

In Between

Three strangers - two women and one man - find themselves trapped inside an unfamiliar house with no recollection of how they got there. They soon discover that the house has been borrowed to serve as a temporary way station between life and death.

The Wishmakers

Three young gay men arrive in Los Angeles to fulfill their dreams and aspirations, during a summer which will change their lives. In a world of You Tube celebrities, unemployment, downward mobility, and socializing through Facebook, they make a wish in a fountain to find love, fame, and transcendence. Will any of them do it?

To Russia for Love!

A famous director is returning to Russia in order to stage the scandalous play but the real purpose of the trip is his old love...

Smoking Guns

A young gambler makes a large, risky bet on a horse race. When the odds turn in his favour, more than one party has sudden interest in the winning betting slip, and they'll do anything to get their hands on it.

Strong Boy

"Strong Boy" is offered a promotion for saving a child from being crushed by a trunk, but to the frustration of his girlfriend Mary, he is not ambitious enough to take a white-collar position. But when he thwarts an attempted train robbery and saves the Queen of Lisonia's jewels, he is viewed as a hero and Mary finally agrees to marry him.

Thank You

Young Kenneth Jamieson's millionaire father, fed up with his son's wild escapades, sends him to stay on a chicken farm in the small village of Dedham. On the day he arrives there pretty Diane Lee, the niece of local Rev. David Lee, arrives from Paris. A few days later Kenneth, reverting back to his wild ways, gets drunk and makes a spectacle of himself, but rather than reproving him, Rev. Lee gives him a heart-to-heart talk and gets Kenneth to turn his life around. Meanwhile, the reverend--barely able to get by on the pittance the local vestrymen pay him--asks for a raise but is denied it, being told that he must send Diane away before they'll even consider giving him any extra money. Soon afterward Kenneth falls gravely ill. His father, hearing of Kenneth's condition and of his infatuation with Diane, arrives at the village to see his son and isn't ready for what he finds.

Formentera Lady

Samuel is an old hippie musician who settled in Formentera in the 1970s, when King Crimson and other British rock bands frequented the island. There he lives austerely, in a ramshackle house without electric light or unnecessary luxuries, and plays the banjo in a friends' club. Until one day, after many years, he receives the unexpected visit of his daughter Anna and his grandson Marc. Anna, unemployed for some time, says she has had to accept a job in France and is forced to leave her little son on the island with grandfather Samuel.

The Magical Portrait

Once, before Christmas, Ivan was predicted to meet a foreign beauty. Forest sorceress for the kindness of a young man gave him a magical portrait of a Chinese girl named Xiao Qing. Her beauty struck Ivan in the heart, and he fell in love with no memory. Suddenly, the portrait came to life, the girl told the young man an amazing story. It turns out that the evil sorcerer took her from her parents against her will to make her his wife. The girl’s brother painted a portrait, where the soul of Xiao Qing moved, and the villain got only a barely living body, an insensitive doll. Now the sorcerer is looking for this portrait to regain the girl’s soul...

Karin Bloemen & Cor Bakker: De Diva & De Divan

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A Narrow Lane Celebrity

A brilliant, blackly comic script and the subtle comic genius of star Zhu Xu mark this as one of the best tragi-comedies of post-liberation Chinese cinema.

Gay Jesus

Once upon a time in a cheap Jerusalem hotel room, Jesus and Judas are spending their time away from Nazareth between hot, sweaty, carnal love and preparing sermons for Jesus' growing fanbase. Enter Mary Magdalene, jealousy, Satan, and the Romans, and the once-perfect love affair between Judas and Jesus becomes a hellish ring of fire, leading Judas to betray his beloved Christ and the Romans to punish everyone for trying to turn everyone gay.